aloha (slotted arc)
Level 20 
DruidRestoration 2/0/9
Takes no rent. Every sale is finished the day it happens.
#2666Rank
12Item level
4Achievements
$0MRR
Helm of the IndexedHelm of the Indexed
Item level 21 · Head
Domain rating16
Linkheart Helm at 30
Pendant of the TimelinePendant of the Timeline
Item level 24 · Neck
Followers4,145
Choker of the Feed Lord at 10K
Rough Prototype PadsRough Prototype Pads
Item level 1 · Shoulders
Products shipped1
Mantle of the Second Domain at 2
Empty
EmptyEquip your Chest slot◆Requires Customers of 1step 1/5Connect your payment provider on TrustMRR ↗
Tattered Trial VestReward
Tattered Trial VestReward
B2C
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EmptyEquip your Hands slot◆Requires Technologies of 1step 1/5Add your tech stack on TrustMRR ↗
Handstitched Starter GlovesReward
Handstitched Starter GlovesReward
Girdle of Thin MarginsGirdle of Thin Margins
Item level 28 · Waist
Monthly profit$635
Girdle of Operational Fury at $700
Patched Payout BritchesPatched Payout Britches
Item level 14 · Legs
Last 30 days$655
Britches of the First Thousand at $700
EmptyEquip your Feet slot◆Requires Growth 30d — any valuestep 1/5Connect your payment provider on TrustMRR ↗
Worn BootstrapsReward
Worn BootstrapsReward
Ring of the First CommitRing of the First Commit
Item level 3 · Ring 1
Shipping for0.1y
Band of the First Year at 1.0y
Plain Founder's BandPlain Founder's Band
Item level 1 · Ring 2
Cofounders0
Seal of the Cap Table at 1
Roadmap on a StickRoadmap on a Stick
Item level 1 · Trinket 1
Categories1
Hand of Just Ship It at 2
EmptyEquip your Trinket 2 slot◆Requires Channels of 1step 1/5Add your marketing channels on TrustMRR ↗
Flask of Cold OutreachReward
Flask of Cold OutreachReward
Empty
Battered LedgerBattered Ledger
Item level 13 · Off Hand
Lifetime revenue$655
Codex of the Dashboard at $1,000
EmptyPRODUCT1
- HopUpno monthly scoreMarketingHopUpNo monthly score · MarketingLast 30 days$655Domain rating16Requires: launched 2026One payment. Permanent listing. No subscriptions. $2 minimum, pay more to rank higher.“HopUp is a purely pay-to-win leaderboard. List your product, set a bid, and claim your spot. But beware—anyone can pay more to take your rank. It's c…”
QUEST LOG
- Reached level 202026-09-17
- Equip your Hands slot◆Requires Technologies of 1step 1/5Add your tech stack on TrustMRR ↗Handstitched Starter GlovesReward
- Equip your Trinket 2 slot◆Requires Channels of 1step 1/5Add your marketing channels on TrustMRR ↗Flask of Cold OutreachReward
- Equip your Chest slot◆Requires Customers of 1step 1/5Connect your payment provider on TrustMRR ↗Tattered Trial VestReward
- Equip your Feet slot◆Requires Growth 30d — any valuestep 1/5Connect your payment provider on TrustMRR ↗Worn BootstrapsReward
STANDING
Rank
- Overall
- #2666 of 6,132
- Druid
- #431 of 1,390
- Percentile
- top 43%
- Best ever
- #2568 · Sep 17
Rivals
- Above@aksoyysnCompare
- Below@anthonysmendesCompare
STATISTICS
Revenue
- Last 30 days
- $655
- Lifetime
- $655
Audience
- Followers
- 4,145
- Domain rating
- 16
Trajectory
- Growth 30d
- 0.0%
- Shipping for
- 0.1y
- Products
- 1
TALENTS — RESTORATION 2/0/9
Balance2Takes no rent. Every sale is finished the day it happens.
Feral0Keeps moving. Another thing shipped, and another.
Restoration9Little is lost on the way. The margin is theirs.
11 points, one per level from 10. Nothing here is chosen — the numbers are.
ACHIEVEMENTS — 4 OF 35
Alchemist90% profit margin over thirty days.
First BloodThe first dollar earned.
IronmanNo outside funding on any product.
Lone WolfNo cofounder on any product.
Still to earn
The Thousand$1,000 in lifetime revenue.654.7 / 1K
Dual SpecProducts in two different categories.1 / 2
MultiboxerThree products shipped.1 / 3
Ding 60Max level.20 / 60
AuthorityDomain rating of 50 or above.16 / 50
RenownedDomain rating of 70 or above.16 / 70
Alt KingFive products shipped.1 / 5
Ten Thousand$10,000 in lifetime revenue.654.7 / 10K
Exalted$100,000 in lifetime revenue.654.7 / 100K
22 further out
The Million$1,000,000 in lifetime revenue.654.7 / 1M
Ramen Profitable$1,000 in MRR.0 / 1K
Raid Boss Slayer$10,000 in MRR.0 / 10K
Mythic$100,000 in MRR.0 / 100K
Legendary$1,000,000 in MRR.0 / 1M
Centurion100 customers.0 / 100
Legion1,000 customers.0 / 1K
Ascension+20% MRR over thirty days.0 / 20
BloodlustMRR doubled over thirty days.0 / 100
TinkerTen technologies or more across the stack.0 / 10
Server Full10,000 visitors over thirty days.0 / 10K
Summoned100,000 Google impressions over thirty days.0 / 100K
Unkillable80% retention across at least 50 customers.
VeteranTwo years since the first launch.
Old GuardFive years since the first launch.
ClassicTen years since the first launch.
GuildedAt least one cofounder.
MercenarySells to businesses and to people.
CompanionShipped a mobile app.
Auction HouseListed a product for sale.
Clean SweepTwo products or more, every one of them earning.
Realm First!Highest level on a realm of ten founders or more.
WATCHED
Watched since Aug 31, 2026 · 2 daily snapshots+$0MRR since then
CAREER
Reached level 20, up from 18Sep 17, 2026
Entered the armory with 4 achievements already earnedAug 31, 2026
