Cinnamon News
Level 17 
DruidBalance 5/3/0 — United States
Takes no rent. Every sale is finished the day it happens.
#5383Rank
5Item level
3Achievements
$0MRR
EmptyEquip your Head slot◆Requires Domain rating of 1step 1/5Add your website URL on TrustMRR ↗
Worn Meta CoifReward
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Tarnished Reply ChainReward
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Rough Prototype PadsRough Prototype Pads
Item level 1 · Shoulders
Products shipped1
Mantle of the Second Domain at 2
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B2CUnited States
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Handstitched Starter GlovesHandstitched Starter Gloves
Item level 9 · Hands
Technologies2
DevOps Gauntlets at 3
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Band of the First YearBand of the First Year
Item level 16 · Ring 1
Shipping for1.1y
Signet Ring of the Bronze Cohort at 2.0y
Plain Founder's BandPlain Founder's Band
Item level 1 · Ring 2
Cofounders0
Seal of the Cap Table at 1
Roadmap on a StickRoadmap on a Stick
Item level 1 · Trinket 1
Categories1
Hand of Just Ship It at 2
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Battered LedgerBattered Ledger
Item level 4 · Off Hand
Lifetime revenue$9
Codex of the Dashboard at $1,000
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- Cinnamon Newsno monthly scoreNews & MagazinesCinnamon NewsNo monthly score · News & Magazines · USRequires: launched 2025
Enchanted: reactnative, expoFree · In‑App Purchases“Cinnamon delivers real news rewritten to match your mood — so you can stay informed without the emotional toll.”
QUEST LOG
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STANDING
Rank
- Overall
- #5383 of 6,132
- Druid
- #1146 of 1,390
- United States
- #1088 of 1,171
- Percentile
- top 88%
- Best ever
- #863 · Aug 10
Rivals
STATISTICS
Revenue
- Lifetime
- $9
Trajectory
- Growth 30d
- 0.0%
- Shipping for
- 1.1y
- Products
- 1
TALENTS — BALANCE 5/3/0
Balance5Takes no rent. Every sale is finished the day it happens.
Feral3Keeps moving. Another thing shipped, and another.
Restoration0Little is lost on the way. The margin is theirs.
8 points, one per level from 10. Nothing here is chosen — the numbers are.
ACHIEVEMENTS — 3 OF 35
CompanionShipped a mobile app.
First BloodThe first dollar earned.
Lone WolfNo cofounder on any product.
Still to earn
Dual SpecProducts in two different categories.1 / 2
MultiboxerThree products shipped.1 / 3
Ding 60Max level.17 / 60
Alt KingFive products shipped.1 / 5
TinkerTen technologies or more across the stack.2 / 10
The Thousand$1,000 in lifetime revenue.9 / 1K
Ten Thousand$10,000 in lifetime revenue.9 / 10K
Exalted$100,000 in lifetime revenue.9 / 100K
The Million$1,000,000 in lifetime revenue.9 / 1M
23 further out
Ramen Profitable$1,000 in MRR.0 / 1K
Raid Boss Slayer$10,000 in MRR.0 / 10K
Mythic$100,000 in MRR.0 / 100K
Legendary$1,000,000 in MRR.0 / 1M
Centurion100 customers.0 / 100
Legion1,000 customers.0 / 1K
Ascension+20% MRR over thirty days.0 / 20
BloodlustMRR doubled over thirty days.0 / 100
AuthorityDomain rating of 50 or above.0 / 50
RenownedDomain rating of 70 or above.0 / 70
Alchemist90% profit margin over thirty days.0 / 90
Server Full10,000 visitors over thirty days.0 / 10K
Summoned100,000 Google impressions over thirty days.0 / 100K
Unkillable80% retention across at least 50 customers.
VeteranTwo years since the first launch.
Old GuardFive years since the first launch.
ClassicTen years since the first launch.
GuildedAt least one cofounder.
MercenarySells to businesses and to people.
IronmanNo outside funding on any product.
Auction HouseListed a product for sale.
Clean SweepTwo products or more, every one of them earning.
Realm First!Highest level on a realm of ten founders or more.
WATCHED
Watched since Aug 10, 2026 · 3 daily snapshots+$0MRR since then
CAREER
Entered the armory with 3 achievements already earnedAug 10, 2026
