Balzac AI
Level 29 
PaladinRetribution 0/19/1 — Belgium
Holds the line. A real base at a price that lasts.
#1129Rank
15Item level
4Achievements
$217MRR
Helm of the IndexedHelm of the Indexed
Item level 25 · Head
Domain rating22
Linkheart Helm at 30
Tarnished Reply ChainTarnished Reply Chain
Item level 7 · Neck
Followers32
Pendant of the Timeline at 1,000
Rough Prototype PadsRough Prototype Pads
Item level 1 · Shoulders
Products shipped1
Mantle of the Second Domain at 2
Tattered Trial CapeTattered Trial Cape
Item level 5 · Back
Subscribers3
Cape of the Recurring Baron at 15
Tattered Trial BreastplateTattered Trial Breastplate
Item level 5 · Chest
Customers3
Breastplate of the Early Adopter at 15
B2BBelgium
Bracers of Modest PricingBracers of Modest Pricing
Item level 33 · Wrist
Per customer$72
Wristguards of Stable Pricing at $300
DevOps GauntletsDevOps Gauntlets
Item level 21 · Hands
Technologies4
Gauntlets of Infinite Migrations at 6
Girdle of Thin MarginsGirdle of Thin Margins
Item level 19 · Waist
Monthly profit$117
Girdle of Operational Fury at $700
Patched Payout LegplatesPatched Payout Legplates
Item level 12 · Legs
Last 30 days$234
Legplates of the First Thousand at $700
Nothing yetEquip your Feet slot◆Requires Growth 30d — any valuestep 1/5100%Grow it past 0.0% ↗
Worn BootstrapsReward
Worn BootstrapsReward
Band of the First YearBand of the First Year
Item level 25 · Ring 1
Shipping for1.6y
Signet Ring of the Bronze Cohort at 2.0y
Plain Founder's BandPlain Founder's Band
Item level 1 · Ring 2
Cofounders0
Seal of the Cap Table at 1
Roadmap on a StickRoadmap on a Stick
Item level 1 · Trinket 1
Categories1
Hand of Just Ship It at 2
Flask of Cold OutreachFlask of Cold Outreach
Item level 1 · Trinket 2
Channels1
Diamond Distribution Flask at 2
The Unstoppable RoadmapThe Unstoppable Roadmap
Item level 20 · Main Hand
Monthly revenue$217
Vesting Fist at $1,000
Drillborer DashboardDrillborer Dashboard
Item level 29 · Off Hand
Lifetime revenue$9,232
Aegis of Runway at $10K
Seeker's MarkSeeker's Mark
Item level 33 · Ranged
Visitors731
Ashjre'thul, Crossbow of Inbound at 4,000
PRODUCT1
- Balzac AIitem level 20MarketingBalzac AIItem level 20 · Marketing · BEMonthly revenue$217Last 30 days$234Domain rating22Requires: launched 2025
Enchanted: rails, postgresql, redis, tailwindcssColumnist $79/mo, Novelist $99/mo, Ghostwriter $179/mo“Fully autonomous AI copywriter assistant”
QUEST LOG
- Equip your Feet slot◆Requires Growth 30d — any valuestep 1/5100%Grow it past 0.0% ↗Worn BootstrapsReward
- Complete the set◆Requires 1 slot left of 1794%Each empty slot above says what fills it ↗
Every slot wornReward - Earn Ten Thousand◆Requires $10,000 in lifetime revenue.92%Tracked from your TrustMRR listing — keep it current ↗
Ten ThousandReward - Earn Alchemist◆Requires 90% profit margin over thirty days.56%Tracked from your TrustMRR listing — keep it current ↗
AlchemistReward
STANDING
Rivals
- Above@elmostafaakaoui$434 aheadCompare
- Below@kristapsozyCompare
STATISTICS
Revenue
- Monthly
- $217
- Last 30 days
- $234
- Lifetime
- $9,232
- Per customer
- $72
Audience
- Followers
- 32
- Domain rating
- 22
Trajectory
- Growth 30d
- -26.9%
- Shipping for
- 1.6y
- Products
- 1
TALENTS — RETRIBUTION 0/19/1
Holy0Their customers stay, and keep staying.
Retribution19A price that holds, month after month.
Protection1Time in the game. They were here before this was a market.
20 points, one per level from 10. Nothing here is chosen — the numbers are.
ACHIEVEMENTS — 4 OF 35
Auction HouseListed a product for sale.
First BloodThe first dollar earned.
Lone WolfNo cofounder on any product.
The Thousand$1,000 in lifetime revenue.
Still to earn
- Ten Thousand$10,000 in lifetime revenue.9.2K / 10K
- Alchemist90% profit margin over thirty days.50 / 90
Dual SpecProducts in two different categories.1 / 2
Ding 60Max level.29 / 60
AuthorityDomain rating of 50 or above.22 / 50
TinkerTen technologies or more across the stack.4 / 10
MultiboxerThree products shipped.1 / 3
RenownedDomain rating of 70 or above.22 / 70
Ramen Profitable$1,000 in MRR.217 / 1K
22 further out
Alt KingFive products shipped.1 / 5
Exalted$100,000 in lifetime revenue.9.2K / 100K
Server Full10,000 visitors over thirty days.731 / 10K
Raid Boss Slayer$10,000 in MRR.217 / 10K
The Million$1,000,000 in lifetime revenue.9.2K / 1M
Mythic$100,000 in MRR.217 / 100K
Legendary$1,000,000 in MRR.217 / 1M
Centurion100 customers.0 / 100
Legion1,000 customers.0 / 1K
Ascension+20% MRR over thirty days.0 / 20
BloodlustMRR doubled over thirty days.0 / 100
Summoned100,000 Google impressions over thirty days.0 / 100K
Unkillable80% retention across at least 50 customers.
VeteranTwo years since the first launch.
Old GuardFive years since the first launch.
ClassicTen years since the first launch.
GuildedAt least one cofounder.
MercenarySells to businesses and to people.
IronmanNo outside funding on any product.
CompanionShipped a mobile app.
Clean SweepTwo products or more, every one of them earning.
Realm First!Highest level on a realm of ten founders or more.
WATCHED
Watched since Aug 10, 2026 · 3 daily snapshots−$80MRR since then
CAREER
Entered the armory with 4 achievements already earnedAug 10, 2026
