#111Rank
22Item level
7Achievements
$35,919MRR
Backlink Hood
Backlink Hood
Item level 21 · Head
Domain rating16
Helm of the Indexed at 30
Tarnished Reply Chain
Tarnished Reply Chain
Item level 11 · Neck
Followers243
Pendant of the Timeline at 1,000
Rough Prototype Pads
Rough Prototype Pads
Item level 1 · Shoulders
Products shipped1
Trueship Shoulders at 2
Not reported
Jerkin of the Early Adopter
B2BCanadaJerkin of the Early Adopter
Item level 20 · Chest
Customers28
Tunic of the Arch-Renewal at 100
Bracelets of the Annual Contract
Bracelets of the Annual Contract
Item level 58 · Wrist
Per customer$1,283
Best in slot.
Not reported
Not reported
Not reported
Worn Bootstraps
Worn Bootstraps
Item level 11 · Feet
Growth 30d+2.9%
Windshear Runners at +5.0%
Band of the First Year
Band of the First Year
Item level 18 · Ring 1
Shipping for1.2y
Signet Ring of the Bronze Cohort at 2.0y
Plain Founder's Band
Plain Founder's Band
Item level 1 · Ring 2
Cofounders0
Ring of Binding Equity at 1
Roadmap on a Stick
Roadmap on a Stick
Item level 1 · Trinket 1
Categories1
Hand of Just Ship It at 2
Not reported
Alcor's Runrate
Alcor's Runrate
Item level 52 · Main Hand
Monthly revenue$35.9K
Cashfall at $100K
Fang of the Lifetime
Fang of the Lifetime
Item level 52 · Off Hand
Lifetime revenue$365.6K
Perdition's Shiv at $1M
Not reported
PRODUCT1
- uhoh.comitem level 46Customer Supportuhoh.comItem level 46 · Customer Support · CAMonthly revenue$35,919Last 30 days$24,995Domain rating16Requires: launched 2025Starting at $3k/mo, up to 50 staff“The first IT help desk that's free to try and priced by you.”
STANDING
Rivals
- Above@jayyconnectCompare
- Below@tjatkinson4Compare
STATISTICS
Revenue
- Monthly
- $35.9K
- Last 30 days
- $25K
- Lifetime
- $365.6K
- Per customer
- $1,283
Audience
- Followers
- 243
- Domain rating
- 16
Trajectory
- Growth 30d
- +2.9%
- Shipping for
- 1.2y
- Products
- 1
ACHIEVEMENTS — 7 OF 35
- Exalted$100,000 in lifetime revenue.
- Ten Thousand$10,000 in lifetime revenue.
- First BloodThe first dollar earned.
- Lone WolfNo cofounder on any product.
- Raid Boss Slayer$10,000 in MRR.
- Ramen Profitable$1,000 in MRR.
- The Thousand$1,000 in lifetime revenue.
Still to earn
- Ding 60Max level.45 / 60
- Dual SpecProducts in two different categories.1 / 2
- The Million$1,000,000 in lifetime revenue.365.6K / 1M
- Mythic$100,000 in MRR.35.9K / 100K
- MultiboxerThree products shipped.1 / 3
- AuthorityDomain rating of 50 or above.16 / 50
- RenownedDomain rating of 70 or above.16 / 70
- Alt KingFive products shipped.1 / 5
- Ascension+20% MRR over thirty days.2.9 / 20
19 further out
- Legendary$1,000,000 in MRR.35.9K / 1M
- BloodlustMRR doubled over thirty days.2.9 / 100
- Centurion100 customers.0 / 100
- Legion1,000 customers.0 / 1K
- TinkerTen technologies or more across the stack.0 / 10
- Server Full10,000 visitors over thirty days.0 / 10K
- Summoned100,000 Google impressions over thirty days.0 / 100K
- Unkillable80% retention across at least 50 customers.
- VeteranTwo years since the first launch.
- Old GuardFive years since the first launch.
- ClassicTen years since the first launch.
- GuildedAt least one cofounder.
- MercenarySells to businesses and to people.
- IronmanNo outside funding on any product.
- CompanionShipped a mobile app.
- Alchemist90% profit margin over thirty days.
- Auction HouseListed a product for sale.
- Clean SweepTwo products or more, every one of them earning.
- Realm First!Highest level on a realm of ten founders or more.
WATCHED
+$1,502MRR since then
CAREER
Earned ExaltedAug 10, 2026
Earned Ten ThousandAug 10, 2026
Entered the armory with 5 achievements already earnedAug 8, 2026
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