Jesse Eisenbart
Level 44 
PaladinRetribution 5/29/1 — Canada
Holds the line. A real base at a price that lasts.
#183Rank
28Item level
9Achievements
$14,099MRR
EmptyEquip your Head slot◆Requires Domain rating of 1step 1/5Add your website URL on TrustMRR ↗
Worn Meta CoifReward
Worn Meta CoifReward
Tarnished Reply ChainTarnished Reply Chain
Item level 12 · Neck
Followers430
Pendant of the Timeline at 1,000
Mantle of the Second DomainMantle of the Second Domain
Item level 15 · Shoulders
Products shipped2
Trueship Shoulders at 3
Cloak of RenewalsCloak of Renewals
Item level 43 · Back
Subscribers425
Shroud of Subscription at 500
Breastplate of the Arch-RenewalBreastplate of the Arch-Renewal
Item level 41 · Chest
Customers425
Breastplate of the Paid Tier at 600
Enterprise ArmbracesEnterprise Armbraces
Item level 25 · Wrist
Per customer$33
Bracers of Modest Pricing at $50
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Handstitched Starter GlovesReward
Handstitched Starter GlovesReward
Overhead GirdleOverhead Girdle
Item level 52 · Waist
Monthly profit$9,811
Belt of Never-Ending Runway at $15K
Legplates of Steady TakingsLegplates of Steady Takings
Item level 36 · Legs
Last 30 days$10.9K
Legplates of the Banner Month at $30K
Nothing yetEquip your Feet slot◆Requires Growth 30d — any valuestep 1/5100%Grow it past 0.0% ↗
Worn BootstrapsReward
Worn BootstrapsReward
Band of the First YearBand of the First Year
Item level 16 · Ring 1
Shipping for1.1y
Signet Ring of the Bronze Cohort at 2.0y
Plain Founder's BandPlain Founder's Band
Item level 1 · Ring 2
Cofounders0
Seal of the Cap Table at 1
Roadmap on a StickRoadmap on a Stick
Item level 1 · Trinket 1
Categories1
Hand of Just Ship It at 2
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Flask of Cold OutreachReward
Flask of Cold OutreachReward
Hammer of the Northern LaunchHammer of the Northern Launch
Item level 47 · Main Hand
Monthly revenue$14.1K
Sulfuras, Hand of the Roadmap at $100K
Lei of the LifetimeLei of the Lifetime
Item level 50 · Off Hand
Lifetime revenue$273.3K
Perdition's Ledger at $1M
EmptyPRODUCTS2
- Anonymous startupitem level 46Artificial IntelligenceAnonymous startupItem level 46 · Artificial Intelligence · CAMonthly revenue$11,174Last 30 days$8,042Requires: launched 2025
- Anonymous startupitem level 37Anonymous startupItem level 37Monthly revenue$2,926Last 30 days$2,859
QUEST LOG
- Main Hand reached epic2026-09-14
- Off Hand reached epic2026-09-14
- Reached level 442026-09-14
- Equip your Feet slot◆Requires Growth 30d — any valuestep 1/5100%Grow it past 0.0% ↗Worn BootstrapsReward
- Equip your Hands slot◆Requires Technologies of 1step 1/5Add your tech stack on TrustMRR ↗Handstitched Starter GlovesReward
- Equip your Trinket 2 slot◆Requires Channels of 1step 1/5Add your marketing channels on TrustMRR ↗Flask of Cold OutreachReward
- Equip your Head slot◆Requires Domain rating of 1step 1/5Add your website URL on TrustMRR ↗Worn Meta CoifReward
STANDING
Rivals
- Above@alexyashchuk$6,288 aheadCompare
- Below@berkan_cesurCompare
STATISTICS
Revenue
- Monthly
- $14.1K
- Last 30 days
- $10.9K
- Lifetime
- $273.3K
- Per customer
- $33
Audience
- Followers
- 430
Trajectory
- Growth 30d
- -4.8%
- Shipping for
- 1.1y
- Products
- 2
TALENTS — RETRIBUTION 5/29/1
Holy5Their customers stay, and keep staying.
Retribution29A price that holds, month after month.
Protection1Time in the game. They were here before this was a market.
35 points, one per level from 10. Nothing here is chosen — the numbers are.
ACHIEVEMENTS — 9 OF 35
Alchemist90% profit margin over thirty days.
Clean SweepTwo products or more, every one of them earning.
Exalted$100,000 in lifetime revenue.
First BloodThe first dollar earned.
Lone WolfNo cofounder on any product.
Raid Boss Slayer$10,000 in MRR.
Ramen Profitable$1,000 in MRR.
Ten Thousand$10,000 in lifetime revenue.
The Thousand$1,000 in lifetime revenue.
Still to earn
Ding 60Max level.44 / 60
MultiboxerThree products shipped.2 / 3
Dual SpecProducts in two different categories.1 / 2
Alt KingFive products shipped.2 / 5
The Million$1,000,000 in lifetime revenue.273.3K / 1M
Mythic$100,000 in MRR.14.1K / 100K
Legendary$1,000,000 in MRR.14.1K / 1M
Centurion100 customers.0 / 100
Legion1,000 customers.0 / 1K
17 further out
Ascension+20% MRR over thirty days.0 / 20
BloodlustMRR doubled over thirty days.0 / 100
AuthorityDomain rating of 50 or above.0 / 50
RenownedDomain rating of 70 or above.0 / 70
TinkerTen technologies or more across the stack.0 / 10
Server Full10,000 visitors over thirty days.0 / 10K
Summoned100,000 Google impressions over thirty days.0 / 100K
Unkillable80% retention across at least 50 customers.
VeteranTwo years since the first launch.
Old GuardFive years since the first launch.
ClassicTen years since the first launch.
GuildedAt least one cofounder.
MercenarySells to businesses and to people.
IronmanNo outside funding on any product.
CompanionShipped a mobile app.
Auction HouseListed a product for sale.
Realm First!Highest level on a realm of ten founders or more.
WATCHED
Watched since Aug 18, 2026 · 11 daily snapshots−$444MRR since then
CAREER
Earned AlchemistAug 25, 2026- Earned Clean SweepAug 25, 2026
Entered the armory with 7 achievements already earnedAug 18, 2026
