Haych
Level 58 
PaladinHoly 33/12/4 — United Kingdom
Holds the line. A real base at a price that lasts.
#14Rank
36Item level
12Achievements
$165,670MRR
EmptyEquip your Head slot◆Requires Domain rating of 1step 1/5Add your website URL on TrustMRR ↗
Worn Meta CoifReward
Worn Meta CoifReward
Tarnished Reply ChainTarnished Reply Chain
Item level 10 · Neck
Followers116
Pendant of the Timeline at 1,000
Rough Prototype PadsRough Prototype Pads
Item level 1 · Shoulders
Products shipped1
Mantle of the Second Domain at 2
Cloak of the UnchurnedCloak of the Unchurned
Item level 58 · Back
Subscribers2,345
Best in slot.
Breastplate of the Paid TierBreastplate of the Paid Tier
Item level 55 · Chest
Customers2,345
Cuirass of the Thousandfold Base at 3,000
Bracers of Modest PricingBracers of Modest Pricing
Item level 33 · Wrist
Per customer$71
Wristguards of Stable Pricing at $300
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Handstitched Starter GlovesReward
Handstitched Starter GlovesReward
Belt of Never-Ending RunwayBelt of Never-Ending Runway
Item level 60 · Waist
Monthly profit$148.4K
Best in slot.
Legplates of the Six-Figure MonthLegplates of the Six-Figure Month
Item level 60 · Legs
Last 30 days$247.3K
Best in slot.
Nothing yetEquip your Feet slot◆Requires Growth 30d — any valuestep 1/5100%Grow it past 0.0% ↗
Worn BootstrapsReward
Worn BootstrapsReward
Signet Ring of the Bronze CohortSignet Ring of the Bronze Cohort
Item level 39 · Ring 1
Shipping for3.6y
Master Bootstrapper's Ring at 5.0y
Plain Founder's BandPlain Founder's Band
Item level 1 · Ring 2
Cofounders0
Seal of the Cap Table at 1
Roadmap on a StickRoadmap on a Stick
Item level 1 · Trinket 1
Categories1
Hand of Just Ship It at 2
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Flask of Cold OutreachReward
Flask of Cold OutreachReward
Sulfuras, Hand of the RoadmapSulfuras, Hand of the Roadmap
Item level 59 · Main Hand
Monthly revenue$165.3K
Best in slot.
Perdition's LedgerPerdition's Ledger
Item level 60 · Off Hand
Lifetime revenue$6.4M
Best in slot.
EmptyPRODUCT1
- Anonymous startupitem level 59Health & FitnessAnonymous startupItem level 59 · Health & Fitness · GBMonthly revenue$165.3KLast 30 days$247.3KRequires: launched 2023“Hormone Prescribing service in UK & Operations/Automation Consulting Agency”
QUEST LOG
- Reached level 582026-09-20
- Equip your Feet slot◆Requires Growth 30d — any valuestep 1/5100%Grow it past 0.0% ↗Worn BootstrapsReward
- Equip your Hands slot◆Requires Technologies of 1step 1/5Add your tech stack on TrustMRR ↗Handstitched Starter GlovesReward
- Equip your Trinket 2 slot◆Requires Channels of 1step 1/5Add your marketing channels on TrustMRR ↗Flask of Cold OutreachReward
- Equip your Head slot◆Requires Domain rating of 1step 1/5Add your website URL on TrustMRR ↗Worn Meta CoifReward
STANDING
Rank
- Overall
- #14 of 6,132
- Paladin
- #2 of 231
- United Kingdom
- #1 of 416
- Percentile
- top 1%
- Best ever
- #10 · Aug 12
Rivals
- Above@dndCompare
- Below@robbyfrankCompare
STATISTICS
Revenue
- Monthly
- $165.7K
- Last 30 days
- $247.3K
- Lifetime
- $6.4M
- Per customer
- $71
Audience
- Followers
- 116
Trajectory
- Growth 30d
- -1.2%
- Shipping for
- 3.6y
- Products
- 1
TALENTS — HOLY 33/12/4
Holy33Their customers stay, and keep staying.
Retribution12A price that holds, month after month.
Protection4Time in the game. They were here before this was a market.
49 points, one per level from 10. Nothing here is chosen — the numbers are.
ACHIEVEMENTS — 12 OF 35
IronmanNo outside funding on any product.
Exalted$100,000 in lifetime revenue.
Mythic$100,000 in MRR.
Realm First!Highest level on a realm of ten founders or more.
Ten Thousand$10,000 in lifetime revenue.
The Million$1,000,000 in lifetime revenue.
First BloodThe first dollar earned.
Lone WolfNo cofounder on any product.
Raid Boss Slayer$10,000 in MRR.
Ramen Profitable$1,000 in MRR.
The Thousand$1,000 in lifetime revenue.
VeteranTwo years since the first launch.
Still to earn
Ding 60Max level.58 / 60
Alchemist90% profit margin over thirty days.60 / 90
Dual SpecProducts in two different categories.1 / 2
MultiboxerThree products shipped.1 / 3
Alt KingFive products shipped.1 / 5
Legendary$1,000,000 in MRR.165.7K / 1M
Centurion100 customers.0 / 100
Legion1,000 customers.0 / 1K
Ascension+20% MRR over thirty days.0 / 20
14 further out
BloodlustMRR doubled over thirty days.0 / 100
AuthorityDomain rating of 50 or above.0 / 50
RenownedDomain rating of 70 or above.0 / 70
TinkerTen technologies or more across the stack.0 / 10
Server Full10,000 visitors over thirty days.0 / 10K
Summoned100,000 Google impressions over thirty days.0 / 100K
Unkillable80% retention across at least 50 customers.
Old GuardFive years since the first launch.
ClassicTen years since the first launch.
GuildedAt least one cofounder.
MercenarySells to businesses and to people.
CompanionShipped a mobile app.
Auction HouseListed a product for sale.
Clean SweepTwo products or more, every one of them earning.
WATCHED
Watched since Aug 7, 2026 · 57 daily snapshots+$910MRR since then
CAREER
Reached level 58, up from 57Sep 20, 2026
Earned IronmanSep 1, 2026- Earned ExaltedAug 10, 2026
- Earned MythicAug 10, 2026
- Earned Realm First!Aug 10, 2026
- Earned Ten ThousandAug 10, 2026
- Earned The MillionAug 10, 2026
Entered the armory with 6 achievements already earnedAug 8, 2026
